When do I get to meet your dog? 🐶💬 Let’s skip the small talk and get to the real question. Because honestly, why are we even hanging out if your dog’s not involved? This ultra-cozy sweatshirt says what we’re all thinking — in the softest, sassiest way possible. Perfect for dates, awkward family dinners, or literally any social situation where the absence of a dog is questionable. 🐾🐕
Cozy Features for Dog-Obsessed Humans: 🧵 Seamless style, zero waste – Better for the planet and your outfit. 💪 Double-needle stitching – Built to last through countless dog park adventures. 🌀 Ribbed collar magic – Keeps its shape, just like your obsession with dogs. 🌱 Ethically sourced – Because loving animals should extend to loving the planet too. 🌍
Care Instructions (a.k.a. how to keep it cuddle-ready): 🧺 Wash cold (30°C/90°F) 🚫 No chlorine bleach — we like our style drama-free 🔥 Tumble dry low 🚫 Do not iron (this sweatshirt doesn’t wrinkle under pressure) 🚫 No dry cleaning needed — your dog wouldn’t approve
