“My Dog Will Never Leave Me for Another...” Unisex Fleece Hoodie with Customizable Punchline: Man, Woman, or Prefer Not to Say

🐶 “My Dog Will Never Leave Me for Another” Hoodie

(Man, Woman, Prefer Not to Say)

Relationships come and go… but your dog? Loyal forever. 💯🐾 This hoodie is for anyone who's ever had their heart broken — or just prefers a companion who never ghosts and always cuddles. Whether you’re dodging red flags or just walking your goodest boy, this soft, sassy hoodie says it all — with love, and a little bark. 💔➡️🐶

Perfect for lounging, leash-walking, or casually warning your ex (and your next). Equal parts comfort and canine sass.

✨ Features:

• Super-soft 80/20 ring-spun cotton blend = cozy AF

• Color-matched jersey-lined hood = stylish and snug

• Pouch pocket for treats (yours or your pup’s)

• Dropped shoulders = relaxed fit and modern feel

• OEKO-TEX certified = made with sustainable practices 🌱

• WRAP certified + Fair Labor Association approved = made ethically and responsibly 👏

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (like your ex’s heart ❄️)

• Tumble dry low

• No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama 🧼🐾