"My dog will never leave me for another...“My Dog Would Never Leave Me for Another...” Unisex Soft Style T-Shirt with Choose-Your-Own Punchline: Man, Woman, or Prefer Not to Say

🐶❤️ “My Dog Will Never Leave Me for Another…” – Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt 🐾😂

Some relationships are complicated. This one? Rock solid. 💯 Your dog will never ghost you, cheat on you, or leave you for someone else — and this shirt proves it with a hilarious multiple-choice twist:
1️⃣ Man
2️⃣ Woman
3️⃣ Prefer not to say
✅ My dog would never.

Made from soft, lightweight fabric with a classic unisex fit, this tee is perfect for casual hangs, dog park strolls, or just reminding the world that loyalty still exists — it just comes with fur and four legs. 🐕✨

✨ Product Features:

• Softstyle cotton blend — lightweight, breathable, and super comfy

• Unisex fit that works for every body

• Bold, funny front print with major dog-person energy

• Great for layering or wearing solo

• Perfect gift for dog lovers with a sense of humor

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)

• Do not bleach or dry clean

• Tumble dry low heat

• Do not iron