“My Dog Doesn’t Care I’m a Poe Hoe” Unisex Fleece Hoodie for Bold Dog Lovers

🐾 “My Dog Doesn’t Care I’m a Poe Hoe” Hoodie

(Broke? Maybe. Loved? Absolutely.)

Your bank account might be struggling, your rent might be late, but your dog? Still obsessed with you. 🐶💅💸

This hoodie is for the ride-or-die dog parents who know they may not have it all together — but they’ve got loyalty, humor, and a best friend with four legs and zero judgment. It’s street-slang realness wrapped in cozy fleece, perfect for queens who stay humble, hustle hard, and always have snacks in their hoodie pocket.

Wear it proud, laugh loud — because your dog loves you broke or bougie. 🐕❤️✨

✨ Features:

• Soft, warm 80/20 ring-spun cotton blend = broke-girl comfort

• Jersey-lined hood = extra drama-free warmth

• Pouch pocket = for treats, tampons, or Taco Bell receipts

• Dropped shoulders = chill, cozy, IDGAF energy

• OEKO-TEX & WRAP certified = made ethically & sustainably 🌍

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (like your ex’s heart 🧊)

• Tumble dry low

• No bleach, no ironing — this hoodie works hard, not you